Nerdist Industries tried to bribe
the actor Tom Hanks to do an interview for their podcast with an old type
writer for they knew he was an avid collector of such. The following letter is his
stinging rebuke and final decision:
13 July 2012
PLAYTONE
Dear Chris, Ashley, and all the
diabolical genuies at Nerdist Industries.
Just who do you think you are to
try to briibe me into an apperance on your 'thing' with this gift of the most
fantastic Cornona Silent typewriter made in 1934?
You are out of your minds if you
think... that I... wow, this thing has great action... and this deep crimson
color... Wait! I'm not so shallow as to... and it types nearly silently...
Oh, OKAY!
I will have my people contact yours
and work out some kind of interview process...
Damn you all to hell,
(Signed, 'Tom Hanks')
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