Three friends married women from
different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Filipino. He
told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the
third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He
gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking.
The first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man married a girl from Ireland
. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he still didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his
arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty though when he pees.
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Serves the Fecker right! I wouldn't marry another Irish man for the world!
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